Sunday, April 22, 2012

Like this and $1 will be donated to nothing

I am really sorry for the rant I am about to go on.

Like this picture for a like! 

Like ME!11?!?1?1!?1?//!?

Like this picture if you think this is GREAT. Like this picture if you have a HEART and believe Jesus Christ is our one and only Savior from the massive Mayan attack we may or may not be experiecing December 21, 2012!

No. No. No. please..NO.

Stop this right now! There shall be no spaming of this kind. Even in its lesser forms of "Like for a like." Would you like to know why? Because Nobody cares.

This whole "like for-" trend has to stop because its clogging up my newsfeed just how this was clogging my suite's shower drain.

Yucky!


Facebook is for marketing yourselves: to Market yourself you may want to post something relevant to the lives of others. If you are posting things only you like than you are using the wrong means of Social Media, since that would be classified as a blog, a tumblr, and sometimes maybe a Twitter. Or try..a diary if you do not want your whole life online, which obviously you do because it is what you are doing.

So if you have to ask people to like your pictures, than stop posting meaningless pictures that no one will like without you having to push and shove in thier faces on thier newsfeeds.

But speaking of meaningless...

"Like if you see a babys face in these coffee beans"- .... is this Real life? O! But that catch is, you have to like it...in 3 seconds. Shaking my head... People come up with Dumb things, and this is deffinetly one of them. Try utilizing your time in an activity that involves off-line interactions with human beings instead of terrible habits of photoshopping babies into coffee beans and then threatening others into Liking within 3 seconds... FACEBOOK DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A TIMER!
Baby Faces, regular faces? Same thing.


There will be no one dollar donation to the poor child that is being exploited all over the internet just because YOU decided to like it. Sure it spreads the word of what is going on, but I bet people out there just Like that picture and think "oh thats bad...good thing my LIKE brings it a dollar!"

It doesn't. The only monetary transaction you will give to facebook is if you click on advertisements. When you like advertisements the social reach will maximize according to your interests and your networks of friends with similar interests. So you will be causing some monetary transaction if you click on Ads from nonprofit organizations...however, this also works on clicking Ads for Forever21.

No money will be moving because of your Likes, Mister (Misses) Egotistical Human. You should no better than to like pictures from pages/ people with LIKE I YOU THINK SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!? or pages with the title of "Funny Funny Pictures."

If you are for a cause, be proactive about it, not annoying. Thank you.

This is really happening




3 comments:

  1. ...am i the only one who didn't see the baby's face in the coffee beans? lol

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  2. That girl is really pretty, can I get her number?

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  3. I think this blog is so accurate! It can definitely be instructive for those people who decide to spill their most intimate secrets on Facebook. I propose they be redirected to postsecret.com or livejournal.com... maybe they've been lost all along!

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